Asian guys , do you have any idea how to get girls off you ?

i am asian guy and those shallow girls only go for looks really annoy me to death and i am planning not to take shower in the next 5 years and have haircut once half a year and act like a jerk all the time but i dont really want to defame asian guys reputation do you guys have any other good ideas????moreover girls are very very VERY veRY VEry shAllOW its all about looks if you eat spaghetti and meatball everyday and pump ur body i dont see how u cant get girls who are very very shallow i am fob BTW.